[幽默笑话] “我绝不嫁给你”的英文表达

nonoko

高中水平：I will never marry you. 高考水平：Never will I marry you. 四级水平：You are the last man I am willing to marry. 六级水平：Under no circumstances will I marry you. GRE水平：If you were the last man in the world, I would definitely remain single. 大神水平：If you were to marry me, I would go to the temple.               If the sun rose in the west, I would marry you.               I will marry anybody but you.               I can suffer anything but marrying you. 烈女水平：If you were to marry me, I would jump to the water/river/lake/sea/well. 五毛水平：If Li Gang were your father, I would marry you. 给力的网友回复是: MERRY YOUR YOUNGER SISTER...哈哈

游心于无穷

这个太牛了

笨鸟闲飛

五毛水平：If Li Gang were your father, I would marry you.

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这个实在是太囧了！！

redazalea2009

哈哈，居然还有个五毛水平。