

郭德纲:“你死去”!

郭德纲:“我要幸福”!

郭德纲:不穿裤衩出门~~~~“原来地球是这个样子的”!

李菁:“太刺激了”!

郭德纲:“有鸡吗”?哥们回答:~~~~~~“嘘~~~我就是”!!

郭德纲:“你~~~压~~~力大吗”??

郭德纲河南口音喊到:“经擦,经擦,经擦”!

郭德纲:“大隐隐与婚,小隐隐于床”!

郭德纲:“男的有经验去2楼,女的有经验去3楼,没经验的请跳楼”!

郭德纲:“4×4=???,等于小广告”

郭德纲:“七手的面包”

郭德纲:“给你的都是HD90的”

郭德纲:“斗篷车的诞生”

郭德纲:“千里冰封,万里雪飘。 望长城内外,惟你最猛”!

郭德纲:“撑死胆大的,饿死胆小的”!

郭德纲:“不是一般的长”

郭德纲:“我是一个创造家”

“穿着非常简朴的衣服”

“上上的了战场,下下的了街头”

“饭盒大的油箱够你跑一年的”

“正宗必~败~客”!

“哥们,50啊!”

“我就喜欢这个,一腿的护心毛!就是有点挤的慌”!

“上面太挤,我下来躲躲~~”

“只有中国的设计师,才是世界的设计师!”

“放我出去!!!”

“这叫 匡威 阿 耐 牌的!”

“就这样顶半小时,一会就得!”

“这拉线的飞机就是不行,用手扒拉扒拉才能转,估计饭盒里汽油不够了~~~~”

“不许放屁啊~~~”

“曲线救国~~~~~曲线取货”

“我怎么下去啊!~~~”

哥们一看你就练过~~~~

“警察来了,说我这有伤风化~~”

“逮那飞机拉线的!!”

“想在声嘶力竭的叫喊中找寻灵与肉的碰撞吗!!”

“这太三俗了”

“宝马牌的夏利,大众牌的飞鸽”

“渴了不用怕,三鹿的牛奶就是香”

“这算注册的马甲!!”

“对看着我,注意表情,好的,表情上来了我还脱~~”

“下嘴推狠了~~”

“大睡如小死”

韩乔生:“以迅雷不及掩耳之势

冯巩:“诱惑不充分~~~那我还脱”

图上部份的标语:“拉不出来一声吼啊,在拉不出来用手抠啊!”

小康的概念!

“我情敌是~~水泥座~~的!”

“幸好有2楼凉台~~~幸好~~~”

不只是吸引,浪莎袜业代言人!

陈老师呢!冠希哥哥呢!

这还有必要照吗?冠希师傅就从来不照这样的无聊照片!

最下面的是谁的车子~~~~~

保持这个动作1个小时肯定有结果!~~~

金融危机也要看球!!肯定不是中国足球~~~

“就喜欢这个,尤其是带插图的!”

大师兄救我~~

饭岛爱的搭档每一个比这大的~~~~

姐姐穿上点吧天冷。
不冷。
我冷~~~~

就不能买两根香蕉~~~何必呢。

爷爷你就学学人家子怡吧,人家都不穿,你穿什么啊~~

姐姐,是不是“晒脸”呢!

麻烦您把铁窗卖了吧~~

憨豆的车也不过如此!

娘啊!谁想出来的注意,这高科技啊

阿宝的女歌迷遍布全世界!

没有苦难制造困难也要上!姑娘旁边有蹲位~~~

长的太有“人性”了!

大爷好“脚力”啊!!

哥们清点坐啊~

有了您抗战何愁不胜!

冠希师傅有徒弟了!孺子可教也!

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