有一个西班牙人，一个韩国人和一个俄国人都为同一家建筑公司工作。上班第一天老板跟西班牙人说：你负责水泥(cement)。跟俄国人说：你负责土方(dirt)。对韩国人说：你负责供料(supplies).
然后他说：下班的时候我会回来检查你们的工作，如果做不好的话就炒你们的鱿鱼。
然后大家都分头去工作。
下班的时候，老板回来检查工作。他看到一大堆水泥，对西班牙人说：干得好。然后又看到一大堆土方，就跟俄国人说：非常棒。可是他找不到韩国人，就问：韩国人在哪儿？
说时迟那时快，韩国人从一大堆土方后面跳了出来，大喊一声：
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SUPPLIES!
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There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement."
Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired."
So they all go off to go get their work done.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy??"
All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!" |
发表于 2010-1-14 22:16
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